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Ah, Hey Tranny. The controversial filthy drag party that my gay fiancee Kevin throws once a year in Ye Olde Seattle Washington, my home up until 11 months ago! I was thrilled to be attending Seattle Pride this year since I wasted it last year being sad about living in the otherwise miserable city. Now that I live in fabulous Manhattan I can enjoy Seattle's pride festivities without having to endure the rest of it. Take that rainy no food after midnight transportation-less no fashion town! Yeah I said it.
Me and Artstar were the trashy ladies of the evening gogoing until we practically lost our minds. I'm still regretting my choice not to crowd surf. I did manage to piggy back on my friend Paul.
Sharon Needles was fab and it was wonderful to see her perform. I think she is a gorgeous creature and the fact that she seems to be making enemy's left and right these days just makes me love her more. I took a beer to the face for her after the party. Well, I didn't plan to, but sometimes I just find myself in the wrong place at the wrong time. Victoria- if you're reading this you owe me a drink in a glass and some lash adhesive.
It was amazing to see so many friends in one place though I was so busy bending Artstar over that I missed half of them! I SPY DJ NARK, Still Drunk Paul, Zakaria, Kitten La Rue, Lou Henry Hoover, Artstar, Mark Mitchell, Max, Mimi, Ozma, Amber Marie Charlatan, Rio, Jamie Von Stratton, and Ben De La Creme!
Hungry for more Tranny Power? See all the photos HERE.

WAIT THERE"S MORE! Did you notice Artstar was wearing a silver glitter collar? As you know, I'm currently producing the glitter collar in gold which will go up for sale starting this Sunday! However, I am also creating glitter collars in one other SECRET color for Fall. This Friday starting at 3pm East Coast USA time I will be hosting a guessing contest on my FACEBOOK PAGE. After "liking" the page you may place your color guess in the comments thread. You can guess as many times as you want. The contest will end Sunday at 3pm. I will then gather up all the correct guesses and randomly select a winner.
What will you win? You will win 1 free glitter collar in your color preference! That's a $100 value!
Keep watch!

Remember the days of mile long photo entries from wild Seattle dress up parties? Lets relive those days for a second with a (very large) selection of my favorite shots from Party Schmarty last week at The Oriental Express in Seattle- a series of abandoned train cars linked together to create a combination Chinese restaurant and karaoke night club! My friends Kitten, Ben, and Lou threw together this swanky gathering complete with pompadour sporting gay boys, dance songs about chips, and Donnie Darko bunnies who play twister (best. photo. ever.). I went with my film maker Laura Gatto!
Believe it or not I had all of 10 minutes to get ready for this event thanks to an unexpected high speed ride in a police car trying to track down a gunman on the loose downtown just hours earlier. Imagine me in my best Imagnin vintage skirt speeding through downtown Seattle chasing a crazed gun shooting 17 year old. We never found him and maybe in my case, thats a good thing. I'd hate to spill any blood on my new beaded ivory sweater. The joys of being a witness to a crime...
Anyway, I wore my hair "au natural" and opted for a sophisticated dress from Pretty Parlor. I also went for "elegance face" in nearly every picture. See that? Heavy on the lids, light on the smile. Elegance face. It looks good next to my dear friend Evan who was going for more of a greaser dream boat thing. Ladies? Gents? I think everyone will be dreaming sweetly of Evan after watching him slick back his hair in the mirror. After making sweet love to my gay husband Kevin- the man behind Nark Magazine, and squeezing Blake's giant tits I went home and crashed. I hope to start going out more in NYC, Seattle makes me realize how much I miss it!